What happens when cats and polygamists collide? Listen to Splat! A Quirky Cat Audio Book by Adele Park and find out! In Chapter 3 of Splat!, we hear from the infamous Scottie Sphincter, lead singer of the Rectal Surgeons. Scottie finds himself all ripped up when the home he buys for his bride has been shredded by Skitters the Splat Cat. Tune in and listen to what happens next . . .